Don't let the first picture fool you. She didn't come out so clean. Evie was blessed with her daddy's appreciation of sponge baths. The following video is not intended for young audiences.
Here's a little clip of Evie just hanging out in here hospital bed.
Sarah was afraid that Evie might have inherited my explosive, unpredictable temper, so we thought it best to implement physical restraint. Best offense is a good defense, right? Oh, she's not actually shaped like a triangle. Eve always pulls her legs up into frog-ready-to-pounce position. I think it's because she heard that guys don't like tall girls.