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Here's a funny conversation Max and Mom had yesterday while playing with a shooting toy.

Max: Shoot me in the leg Grandma!
Mom: Here it comes!
Max: You shot me in the privates! You a crazy old girl.

Religious Teaching

Max and Molly had a funny conversation the other day at the splash park.

Molly: Why do you wear that hat to the splash park?
Max: Because it keeps water off of my face.
Molly: Who taught you that?
Max: Jesus taught me that!
Molly (In a super amazed voice): JESUS TAUGHT YOU THAT?!
Max: Jesus didn't teach me that, I just figured it out myself!